Selena Gomez is Probably Pregnant

“You sure want ice cream a lot lately. Doot doot do…”
Selena Gomez was rushed to the hospital last night after taping The Tonight Show, and I’m no doctor, but her symptoms sound suspiciously like Justin Bieber ejaculated into her birth canal without a condom on during their Hawaiian getaway. TMZ reports:

Sources tell us … Gomez was feeling horrible during and after the show, complaining of nausea and a severe headache.
She was taken to a Los Angeles area hospital and is still there, undergoing tests.
We’re told the exact cause of her illness is not yet known.

In the doctors’ defense, I’m pretty sure they’ve never seen a fetus made entirely of maple syrup and miracles before. “Nurse, get in here. Is that baby holding a sign that reads, ‘This procedure would be free in Canada?’ I forgot my glasses.”

Selena Gomez Returns to Hospital

Selena Gomez has returned to the hospital after she was rushed there on Thursday, June 9, following her appearance on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno.

The former Disney star, 18, is pictured going into the medical building wearing gray sweatpants, flip-flops and a yellow and white tank top.
Selena’s rep spoke with Celebuzz on Friday about the actress/singer’s condition, saying:

“Last night after Selena’s appearance on The Tonight Show she wasn’t feeling well and was taken to the hospital.  She is currently undergoing routine tests.”

TMZ originally reported:

“Gomez was feeling horrible during and after the show, complaining of nausea and a severe headache.”

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